Been there twice, they have global sex trafficking problem. https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/report-from-thailand-part-1

Gross. Nice find. This helps to document to culture of pedo-slang. We need more of this.

I'm sure "CHILD TRAFFIKER" is a top seller.

I'd probably buy "shit the bed"

I'll give the NSFW explanation of Cheese Cock. It's refered to the smegma that build up in the foreskin after masturbation. the leftover cum that you dont' clean up if you aren't hygienic becomes a nasty cheesy like substance that has a very strong scent to it, but that's some people's kink.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock%20cheese