Coke? Sure I've got shit tons of the stuff! Invite all my friends over for coke parties officer. See? Coca-cola brewed right here in my basement.

Sure. Totally legit. These fucks need to go to prison.

It's possible this was written to rank on google for when people discovered his pizza emails. This kind of seo work could take up space on the front page months later.

Get this to the top! Unbelievable. These people crazy-linked-up-together and always-mentioning-pizza. :(

But will they have pool time ... that's what I want to know.

Pizza Gate SPEAK UP

First they came after the Pizza eaters, but I didn't care because I didn't eat pizza

Then they found out that Sushi was code for people who liked to face-fuck dead fish, and they arrested sushi people, I didn't care if sushi eaters went to FEMA, as I didn't eat sushi

Then they came for the shit eaters I was fucked; When they came for me there was nobody to SPEAK UP

And an Islamic center on the block, how convenient.

And another one of Obama's new neighbors will be Ellen Miller: "The former Senate staffer is best known as cofounder of the pro-open-government Sunlight Foundation and the Center for Responsive Politics."

https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/06/29/obamas-new-neighborhood-kalorama-neighbors/

they say he has a dungeon so will obama have a tunnel access two doors down

https://archive.is/kOmzE :

Obamas’ Next Home: 9 Bedrooms in a Wealthy Washington Neighborhood - The New York Times

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