VERY interesting reviews. It just doesn't sound like it ever was a serious food business. ... Using Yelp, I found that a large percentage of the 4 and 5 star reviews date from the period since since Pizzagate broke just after the election. Someone seems to be calling in favours. Many of these reviews come from people who say they are regulars and show familiarity with the staff. The recent 5 star reviewers are almost certainly personal friends of the staff. ... Yelp are monitoring the reviews and presumably deleting most of the unfavourable ones. At the head of the webpage, it says "This business is being monitored by Yelp's Support team for content related to media reports."

Hmm, shitty product and shitty customer service are exactly the right way to operate a front. Looks legit to your average bystander but isn't worth repeated visits. Can't have regulars who would notice Fishy Shit Happening.