Dear Legal Spammers,

I don't like Spam and wish you would stop sending Spam to people, but as a Public Service, if someone perhaps had the legal ability to send out endless millions of messages about #Pizzagate with relevant links to good (not ponographic) research, mirrors of Video's, Twiitter logs, etc...I think I may be inclined to forgive you for all of the other junk email you've flooded my inbox with over the years.

• Spam Hater who would like to forgive all the Spammers someday.