pizzathrowaway

The "map of white house tunnel system" is fake. That is just the washington DC metro map with the stops mislabeled. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/images/metromap_021605.gif

The whitehouse.gov1.info site is a "parody" site. It even says so if you scroll to the bottom of the page.

MeatballPizza

Didn't JFK have a series of tunnels he used to bring in his bimbos?

ProbablyNudeRightNow

I think he just used the existing tunnels.