Marina Abramovic: Why Does She look So Young? (She's 70) ( pizzagate )

submitted by MeatballPizza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Abramovi ć

Good plastic surgeon? Or does she have a secret Fountain of Youth?

PolybiusPizza

Psh, not 70. She uses that to lure idiots into beliving her shit works.

MightoScrub

She does yoga. Hot yoga.

Also, blood of babies.

Thakiddds

They have been sacrificing babies and doing strange things like drinking blood of innocents since ancient pagan times

goatboy

The blood of children- plus the latest advances in stem cell research = rich vain people getting more rich and vain.

thicktail1730947

It enriches criminals and scientists to feed the vanity of rich people. Now, if we can shift the process to enriching only scientists to feed the vanity of rich people, perhaps that wouldn't be so bad, not least because what science knows the world learns eventually. Nix the criminals and let the elite have their youth process, and we might all live a little longer. They'll just need to come up with a less horrid means of getting the blood. Perhaps limit themselves to teenagers, old enough to consent to blood drives, and pay the donors for their trouble.

0xFFF

Photoshop?

thicktail1730947

Deviant rich people have been experimenting with blood for a thousand years. Drinking it, bathing in it, mixing it into alchemical preparations... Usually, they were seeking youth, although I've no idea where they got the idea that blood would be the key. Preposterously enough, they seem to have been accidentally onto something. Blood transfusions from young individuals have a rejuvenating effect.

That said, this is speculation, and cosmetic surgery plus expensive cosmetics seems like the more probable answer. She lives her life in view. If she has an exotic trick, I'm sure she backs it up with every banal precaution as well.