Man, if I wrote a movie script like this, I would have jumped the shark that was jumping another shark, while wearing a bow tie. Who was wearing the bow tie you ask? Maybe!
I mean, seriously, the wacko lived in Haiti at one time? His dad was an investigator on human trafficking? His dad has Hollywood connections? What's next, David Brock financed one of his movies?
▼ IWishIWasFoxMulder
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▼ krisspykriss
Man, if I wrote a movie script like this, I would have jumped the shark that was jumping another shark, while wearing a bow tie. Who was wearing the bow tie you ask? Maybe!
I mean, seriously, the wacko lived in Haiti at one time? His dad was an investigator on human trafficking? His dad has Hollywood connections? What's next, David Brock financed one of his movies?
▼ Malignment
Wow... the bizarre coincidences continue to pile up. Nice work
▼ MeatballPizza
Did he know something and do this to put a spotlight on himself?
Really strange. Those are legit connections for sure.
▼ UncookedSpirit
The father was a "register of deeds" as of 2014-2015 in North Carolina: http://www.carolana.com/NC/NC_Manuals/NC_Directory_2014_2015.pdf