Vigilia_Procuratio

Them crazy Jesuits, trying to threaten us now. So what, will Clinton drone me huh?

Oh hey, maybe punch his username into the phone, maybe Obama will answer?

Wellwerefucked

So poor.

James_Alefantis

Title seems to be hex code for "Resistance is Futile" Oh boy. 12 year old, don't you have school tomorrow?

4thDaGrymReaper

We are in control of your government. Whatever you think you are doing is foolish. You won't be able to stop us. We are the illuminati. Enjoy your pizza, plebians. 2017 will be the birth.

LOL (used binary to text converter)

Noctu

A lot of bored kids on tonight.

Shillzilla

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