thelastaelor

are you even trying?

madmanpg

K, now shorten it by about 70-80% and you might have a meme.

PizzaAccount

You're not wrong. Like a lot of stuff here, the intent is good, the execution wasn't. Just needs polish.

PizzaAccount

Ditto. Too wordy, and it is referencing something so specific that it took me a couple reads to realise you were parodying the email wording.