( pizzagate )

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SlackeryTurnBull

So many things not right about this. Why does Tiger have the club positioned under his penis? I guess, just no place else to put it?

l23r

If this shit were about a non-Republican, I bet it wouldn't have so many downvotes.

SlackeryTurnBull

Imagine if this was Joe Biden.

Orange_Circle

That's just golf lingo.

77084

Sometimes golf language is about golf. The language is correct, unlike dominoes on cheese or pasta?

SlackeryTurnBull

Obvious you don't know anything about playing dominoes.

TheKFCNyanCat

This is suspicious. This could easily be code. If I'm to believe that this isn't suspicious, my entire belief in PizzaGate falls apart. These are golf terms, but the suspicious emails are cooking terms. Are you people unable to believe that you might be worshiping a false god?

FoxMcCloud11

Well if sarcastic jokes about golf and kids destroys your belief in pizzagate than you don't have very good perspective or logic.

Unrelated to any/all findings to this point.

It's like saying.. I like sandwiches. Shit! The world is probably flat now..

TheKFCNyanCat

I said it's suspicious. As in, it probably isn't anything but it's still a little creepy, and we should keep our eyes peeled for more evidence.

FoxMcCloud11

It could be creepy if you're reading it that way (out of context). This won't lead to anything. If you want to investigate Trump Jr. search for something else.

FoxMcCloud11

A "foursome" is a very commonly used golf term. Meaning. 4 players.. completing the threesome means.. who wants to join these 3 players. Strokes?? It's a golf term.. suggesting that Kia can beat these two.. which is sarcasm.

Any golfers out there, care to share your feedback?

Trump Jr. has probably played golf all of his life.. this terminology is second nature.. not every word / sentence should be twisted into the gutter.

Anyone that thinks otherwise.. most famous golfer and his dad - and he's suggesting some sort of pedo shit? Come the fuck on already.

bird_watcher

The context doesn't make this any less shady. I don't care if a little girl giving strokes to two older men is common language in golf, it's still fucked up. It's pretty obvious they're hiding this stuff in plain sight. "He's an 8 handicap and he's ready to play" come the fuck on, this is the biggest red flag I've ever seen and shills like you are trying to brush it under the rug.

Forgive me for using the same critical eye on the Trumps as we have been using on everyone else involved. Are you perhaps being paid to be here and protect any interests they may have? Hmm?

FoxMcCloud11

The biggest Red Flag?? I'm not a shill and I encourage a critical eye on the Trumps.

Tiger is "ready to play" - he's been on the decline.. not participating like he used to in pro golf. So he's saying - he's ready to get back out there, basically.

He's not talking about sexual strokes.. it's tiger woods and the girls fucking grandfather.. with her dad making the post. Sorry, but this is a stretch and nothing more than been hyper sensitive to anything somewhat suggestive because of this overall investigation and trying to read between the lines on several related social media posts, emails and other content.

Shit, he could be the biggest Pedo in the world for all I care, but this post is not suggesting anything other than "hey my daughter is playing golf with a famous golfer and my dad.. and I'm being sarcastic / cute about it - and I'm showing off because that's what parents do.. oh and btw its fucking tiger woods and my daughter is golfing with him so that means we're cool as fuck and you people suck"

Got it?

FoxMcCloud11

Uh oh, I said "come the fuck on.." - is this some secret, suggestive language? No, it means - open your eyes, shut the fuck up and move on.

bird_watcher

Who wants to complete this threesome? Or more importantly how many strokes is Kai going to give @tigerwoods and grandpa @realdonaldtrump ??? It was really funny watching them warmup on the range @trumpgolfpalmbeach when Tiger joked he's an 8 handicap and he's ready to play.

This is not just average everyday talk. "Complete this threesome" when there are already three people in the photo? That doesn't even make any sense. "How many strokes" there's not even any attempt to hide that one, pretty disgusting how bold he's become. "Tiger joked he's an 8 handicap and he's ready to play" is handicap possibly a reference to his age preference?

Ready to play? There's something going on here. These sick bastards are disgusting.

myowneyesnears

Those are actual golf terms. Google them @bird_watcher . Is ur handle telling us something about YOU?

SlackeryTurnBull

Is it normal to prop up the club with one's junk?