terrordactyl

This may deserve another thread, but Podesta hoping for the Dick Cheney treatment reveals that he truly is the brains behind the Clintons, the man behind the curtain. I think this is a crucial piece of information.

Piscina

No, it's NOT normal to tickle your kids at night when they're supposed to be asleep. Tickling is a method used by pedos to groom the children.

carmencita

Knowing the background of the Podesta Boys I believe this calls for looking into. I find it creepy that Hillary married them. I read before that Bill also married someone. What a bunch of sick kooks.

DontTreadOnMemes

Bill married Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner.

carmencita

Another match made in hell.

Nana66

red_pill_stefbot

On the whole tickling thing, someone posted a clip from family guy where Lois tickles Stewie, then throws up all over him and says "I'm sorry I'm so nervous, it's just I like you so much". There is also a crescent moon, known as a satanic symbol, on his bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRqTR3gSpRA

chickyrogue

the crescent moon is actually satanic for the golden arches

stew44

Fine thought, but even without autocorrect, etc, it could be an innocent remark.
As in:

I'm off to tickle the kids (as in tickle them, literally, because he is playing with his kids), and relieve Kelly (as in, relieve her of her duties entertaining the kids)

Nobody uses the term "relieve" to mean "get off". And nobody is going to email their friend and say "well, I'm off to tickle my kids then make my wife cum".

There's nothing here.

TRUTHWARRIOR

His kids refers to his nutz... needed to get his swimmers warmed up before riding his girl lol j/k.

amyrebeccajames

Hillary Clinton performed his wedding? I'd say that's evidence right there. Since she worships the Devil.

SpikyAube

Yeah they can't have had the ceremony in the church, can you imagine how awkward it would be when the holy water in the font started steaming and bubbling, and all the paintings and statues started crying blood as soon as Hillary walked past?!

Nana66

If they actually have no kids...

no actual kids version.

Tickle the kids= play with balls and masterbate.

Relieve Kelly= oral sex or vibrator.

With or without kids it's still WTF?!

SpikyAube

Sorry but this made me genuinely lol - since when has 'tickle the kids' meant 'to play with ones balls and masturbate'?! That's great though, I think you should add it to urban dictionary and maybe it will catch on.

DopeandDiamonds

I think this is one that can be resolved. Tickle is an auto correct for tuck in. "Tuckln" offered me "tickle" and "ticking" but not tuck in. So he is going home to tuck in the kids and give his wife a break from watching the kids. Sounds normal to me.

I have no idea what to make of the spaghetti and meatballs. That doesn't make any sense in that context.

Theupsidedown

I would say that the spaghetti and meatballs one is not weird.

Podesta is known among his friends and publicly as something of a chef. The other guy was saying that if he would have been elected, at least they would have gotten some good dinner out of the deal, kind of a friendly way of saying hey sorry man, you didn't get the nomination.

Really, this is kind of a stupid thing to analyze. It doesn't lead anywhere; it's just "omg he said spaghetti and meatballs." Unlike the pizza emails, it can easily be explained as regular conversation.

spicitoarbos

I second that. The email even reads "Erick's iPhone" at the end. I and U are next to each other, so "tickin" corrected to tickle instead of tuck in is a likely autocorrect error.

Yuser_Manuel

" I'm off to tickle the kids and relieve Kelly. Have a good one! Erick"---Alone that is not abnormal. Tickle means have fun with your kids while giving your wife a break(relieving) from watching them all day.

11:16 pm at the earliest to play with kids..i assume they are small..is late to be up, even in the summer.

The other parts of the email are weird and it makes it more convoluted when the Podesta's also cook for fun.

Doc_Holiday

In this context I don't believe "relieve" means he's going to do the no pants dance with his wife. I'm reading it as she was stuck at home baby sitting them while Erick was at dinner. Just my 2 cents

helpme_Obone

I tried coming from that angle as well, that she was just stuck at home with the kids and he came to relieve her. But tickling, or playing with your kids that late at night so your wife can relax seems odd. It really depends on the age of the kids.

When you consider though the message he sent just before this one which contained potential pedo-code, I just don't think this should be brushed under the rug.

Doc_Holiday

I'm not saying brush it under the rug. This one just seemed a bit of a stretch.

asdfghjkl123456789

That's the surface meaning. There's probably another meaning below the surface.

adam_danischewski

Milk and Cookies is actually worse than that --- it's anal sex that is completed in the mouth.

SpikyAube

ewww. Thats a pretty graphic code word if thats true.

asdfghjkl123456789

Gross. But thanks for the explanation.