submitted 2017-01-29T06:03:52 by [deleted]

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ThighHighSwampBoots 2017-01-29T07:20:04

Pink tacos? Fish tacos? Dragons as in the reptilian greys?

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VieBleu 2017-01-29T06:03:52

I know this doesn't help much, but "Firstborn" reminds me of fairy tales, wherein the likes of Rumplestiltzkin demands the firstborn child as payment for favors. Just sayin' lol

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ThighHighSwampBoots 2017-01-29T07:19:00

I have read some cults to do with Hollywood say so and so sacrificed their first child, too. Also Whole Foods demands your first born for a full cart of groceries....el ow el

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VieBleu 2017-01-29T07:57:08

that last one is undisputable! why there is no investigation into Whole Foods prices is one of life's big mysteries (but they do give away a lot of samples..yum)

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ThighHighSwampBoots 2017-01-29T08:30:53

One friend says Whole Paycheck, another, Whore Foods. So I call them Whore Paycheck.

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VieBleu 2017-01-29T11:00:24

what's a little soul crushing prostitution when it can get you Asparagus Water?

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ThighHighSwampBoots 2017-01-29T11:26:17

Indeed!

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