humorous, but, i dunno - this sort of reads like Sessions is biased

The ancient writings have come to pass.

"In the days of Trump, and the power of MAGA, there shall arise a one, by the name of Sessions. And, he shall be the sword by which the Trump shall destroy those that would profane and defile the MAGA."

Sorry, all those that detract. It's how things are written--it is how they will be.