( pizzagate )

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sore_ass_losers

Yeah, old "Irish" was in the Secret Space Program.

Marthvedderette

Let's clone the most boring human on the planet, and let's also make him say "uhhhh" every other word.

islandofdelight

I believe that the truth of human cloning will be one of the major mind-blowing disclosures of the near future: https://youtu.be/589CniXPbm8

sore_ass_losers

Worldnewdailyreport.com links to an article about the last NASA astronaut to set foot on the moon, Anthony 'Irish' Thompson, also on Worldnewsdailyreport. On his deathbead "he then told me all about how Obama was not human, but a hybrid being: half-human, half-alien".

Problems with that:

  • Claims he died yesterday, but same story was going around two years ago
  • The last man on the moon was Eugene Cernan, there was no such astronaut

So, extremely bogus, irrelevant to pizzagate, and discredits us.

Obama is a kite-surfing doofus with his hat on backwards nowadays.

IDeliverPizza

If it's such bogus why are there two corroborating claims from two different continents??

sore_ass_losers

Both on worldnewsdailyreport, eh? Look at their other stories:

India: Sacred Cow Raped By 27 Men in Mumbai Subway http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/india-sacred-cow-savagely-raped-by-27-men-in-mumbai-subway/

'Poverty is Genetic' Says Trump's New Billionaire Education Secretary http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/poverty-is-genetic-says-trumps-new-billionaire-education-secretary/

Queen Elizabeth II Planning to Abdicate to Avoid Meeting Trump http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/queen-elizabeth-ii-preparing-to-abdicate-to-avoid-meeting-trump/

Drunk Employee Arrested at CERN After Causing Magnitude 3.2 Earthquake http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drunk-employee-arrested-at-cern-after-causing-3-2-magnitude-earthquake/

3.2, no kidding? Wow!

Maybe you could find some other gems to post to help out our investigation.

At least the Iranian guy Mequan is a real person.

Did you hear, they dug up the original Obama in Antartica last week. Now it's three continents. See how easy that was? Don't believe everything you read.

PureH2O

Would a clone have a legit birth certificate?? Just sayin!!?!

PureH2O

Legit question wasn't trolling....I have no background in cloning per se

But the Birth Cert crossed my mind

Reserving any judgment

e-traiu

This timeline is bonkers

IDeliverPizza

They sure do have their shit together haha that's why they are not afraid to stand up to the us and block Americans from entering their country... and make trade deals that result in $1.7 billion dollars in their favor. Because they know they are dealing with clones that don't have souls so they can say whatever they want and get whatever they want.