What the hell is this tattoo on James Alefantis's back? ( pizzagate )

submitted by cakeoflightylight

http://imgur.com/a/NGXd3 It looks like a butt next to a crescent moon inside a circle, or some kind of dog, or demon dog, with a butt head?? I did a google image search but no results. This has to be some kind of weird creepy inside joke or sex joke or symbol because nobody just gets tattoos for no reason.

kidavenger

Looks like a prison tat. Big Bubba does 'em for a pack of smokes and a little "quality time".

Rangers_justice

It's the equivalent of a pedo-boylover tramp-stamp.

ThighHighSwampBoots

Is this on Alepanties' back?

cakeoflightylight

I thought so at first but then I noticed the beard. It's on his Instagram but I dunno whose back that is.

ThighHighSwampBoots

Tell me what you think of this photo https://www.thelittlebeet.com/about/

Fateswebb

Actually he does love cock on his back so it's not really an insult to him.

cakeoflightylight

Little

kazza64

i saw a photo of a birthday party at comet ping pong for alefantis and the cake was in the shape of that. they're a classy bunch arent they. you should definately take your kids down there for some ping pong lessons

Piscina

lol, that's funny. I've had children and the first thing I see is a penis and balls.

23eulogy23

It's a weiner

SayWhatNOWAY

Slick Willie's lil penis!

shoosh

He needs to get a better tattoo artist. The lines look like a 12 yr old did it.

stellarcorpse

very little cock & balls..

featheredmasks

MODS: Please sticky this thread. For humor more than anything.

gt8h65fg

10-year-old kid accidentally drew it on his neck with sharpie

redditsuckz

I would have to say that is not James Alefantis. I have never seen him with a beard ever. It MIGHT be Joe Wills since he comments but could be anyone.

cakeoflightylight

yeah you're right my bad noticed the beard and edited

SIMONBARROW

It's amusing that there is someone in the world who doesn't recognise a cock and balls when s/he sees one. I guess you're a nun?

cakeoflightylight

Nope. Baby brain. 6 kids = no brain left.

SandalsOfJudith

No brain? - I don't think so. But they gave you 6 times charme - this I am sure.

ThighHighSwampBoots

All girls I guess.

cakeoflightylight

Only one girl

ThighHighSwampBoots

And so you have 5 bo s but never seen a bab y penis?

cakeoflightylight

No, I've seen them. My kids and husband are intact. The first thing that I saw when I looked at the tattoo was a butt. I now see how it looks like a penis with hypospadias. I've seen circed penises as well, but I have baby brain and I didn't immediately recognize it. Now that I see it I think it looks like a pedo tattoo because of the size of the penis compared to the testes.

SIMONBARROW

LOL.

Flaaffy

You and me both!

Flaaffy

This whole thread is fucking hilarious. I saw a dick right away and thought OP was trolling.

This seriously just made my day.

HamstaRapper

Not tattoo that looks like a penis is one

cakeoflightylight

I guess I think a penis would be longer

Flaaffy

It could be a soft peepee.

SIMONBARROW

You must be black.

cakeoflightylight

Maybe it's a pic of a baby penis tattoo. I'm white but lol

SIMONBARROW

No. You must have seen a few babies' penises in your life and they're very very small. It looks like a reasonably average circumcised penis in non-erect condition to me.

Flaaffy

The dick tattoo sort of resembles my ex's dick when it was non-erect. He wasn't even that big when he popped a boner. He was really disappointing all the way around. Plus he was a ginger, and his pubes were red too. And he smelled like ball sweat.

kidavenger

Thank you for sharing.

MyUSA2017

Oh my!

cakeoflightylight

Ok lol. I deeply apologize for my not immediately recognizing the subject. Maybe because it's been over 4 years since I've seen a circumcised or an erect circumcised penis.

SIMONBARROW

I'm just glad you're not a tourist guide at Pompeii.

cakeoflightylight

lol

2impendingdoom

see this explains why there are those strange court cases against bakeries refusing to make cakes for gays. people should not be forced to make limp pecker cakes against their will.

tinytank

It looks like felt marker.

The_Kuru

How do you know that's Alefantis tattoo? Alefantis probably took the picture.

cakeoflightylight

EDIT: Hmmmm you may be correct sir - this might be a different dude. Looking closer, looks like a beard is on that face

NikitaVerite

Bwah ha! Actually, it's called "placenta brain". And yeah - that's a wee little balls and dick on his back. WTF?!

RedGreenAlliance

Baby brain So that's what happened to my wife. Learn something new every day!

LadyMinx

WHOOO tf gets a tatt like that?

samhara

Circumscized cock. Baby bound with a Butt as a head.. [tiny feet, bent over]

mtlmjk

Dickbutt

zzvoat

OP feel free to add these links to your original post.

Photoshopped for light adjustment only:

http://i.magaimg.net/img/4f7.png

http://i.magaimg.net/img/4f9.png

cakeoflightylight

I didn't see that. I just remember the flaccid penis occult sculpture sitting on the table. I'll have to go look for it.

Disgusted-Lurker

Ok...no cock and balls jokes from me.

Is this tattoo for real..? JA..? How come I'm just hearing of this? What a fucking weirdo...that's a strange-ass tattoo for one of the 50 most influential people in DC.

cakeoflightylight

Yesterday I think it was - someone posted asking for help looking through the complete archive of James Alefantis's Instagram. I spent some time scrolling through and screenshotting anything that looked like it might be weird. I came to the conclusion that his friends refer to him as a hotard, and that they weren't talking about Caris James. But other than that, the rest of his instagram does strike me as creepy. There are some normal looking things on it, but a lot of weirdness. This was a screenshot of one of the photos from that archive so I assume it's legit.

ArthurEdens

It's a portrait of Jame Alefantis, aka a chode

cakeoflightylight

^ Winning.

Antonius

Looks like circumsized cock and 2 balls hanging below.

cakeoflightylight

Yeah, or a fully erect intact one. That happens to look like a crescent moon with a demon dog head. jk

DarkMath

It's a dick and two balls Einstein.

Newfind

For real, lol.

FuckReddit69

Don't elevate Einstein to some kind of Tesla. Einstein was a freemason FRAUD.

noworldorder

Honestly, it looks like a baby/toddler penis to me.

cakeoflightylight

Yeah you're right. That's why it isn't longer and more recognizable at first glance. I've seen lots of penis in my life but never erect baby penis on a tattoo.

zzvoat

Oh, really? Well, his tatt artist said it was a kneeling kid with his head bowed, arms behind his back. s/ ?

DarkMath

It's both.

abortionburger

lmao this comment killed me for some reason.

cakeoflightylight

I see it now. OK. Looks like his tattoo artist has a case of hypospadias. LOL Thank you