South Park - "The Return of Chef." -- was Matt and Trey trying to warn us? ( pizzagate )

submitted by LA_Trump

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_Chef

"After leaving South Park to join the "Super Adventure Club", Chef returns and the boys quickly notice that he is acting strangely as he expresses a desire to have sex with them. They go to the Super Adventure Club headquarters and discover that the group is made up of explorers who travel worldwide, molesting children. When the explorers' leader, William P. Connelly, unsuccessfully tries to hypnotize the boys, they realize that the club has brainwashed Chef."

Pizzagate related because Matt and Trey are high profile celebrities who had a fallout with Isaac Hayes over Scientology jokes. Isaac quit the show, so the South Park guys called him a brainwashed child molester part of a secret society.

l23r

could you provide a link to that article?

Grifter42

So that's before Madeleine McCann.

unrealisthenewreal

The references are ALL over pop culture:

LYRICS TO KANYE'S "DARK FANTASY"

[Intro: Nicki Minaj] You might think you've peeped the scene You haven’t, the real one's far too mean The watered down one, the one you know Was made up centuries ago They made it sound all wack and corny Yes, it's awful, blasted boring Twisted fictions, sick addictions Well, gather 'round children, zip it, listen

[Hook: Teyana Taylor] Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh

[Verse 1] Yeah yeah yeah yeah I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago That's me, the first year that I blow How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo Me drown sorrow in that Diablo Me found bravery in my bravado DJs need to listen to the models "You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?" (You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?) Stupid, but what the hell do I know? I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow

[Hook: Teyana Taylor] Can we get much higher? Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh

[Verse 2] Look like a fat booty Celine Dion Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher Tell me how do you respond to students? And refresh the page and restart the memory? Respark the soul and rebuild the energy? We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies Sorry for the night demons still visit me The plan was to drink until the pain over But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? Fresh air, rollin' down the window Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low Don't make me pull the toys out, huh Don't make me pull the toys And fire up the engines, huh And then they make noise

[Hook: Teyana Taylor] Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh

[Bridge: Bon Iver & Kanye West] At the mall, there was a seance Just kids, no parents Then the sky filled with herons (I saw the devil) in a Chrysler LeBaron And the hell, it wouldn't spare us And the fires did declare us But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress And woke up back in Paris

Oldno7

They're both well known libertarians.

"I hate republicans, but I really fucking hate democrats" - Matt and Trey

WixFix

drunkenly kissing 15 yo boy on video

l23r

A 15 year old who looks waaaaay younger.

III_REVOLT_III

Anyone remember the really weird episode where they keep trying to get Tom Cruise out of the closet? Lots of whacky stuff/people in this one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiuZLQbdTc I've also noticed a lot of random shows lately and realize that the producers were trying to warn us about this kind of thing, or even worse, brag about it.

RodentLord

I don't think it's warning or bragging, tbh. I think the purpose is to normalize it, or at least make it seem like a joke. How many people's first reaction to pizzagate is laughter, do you think?

MONOLITHicide

why is it that south park is considered to be warning us and not just more nods to eachother amongst the illuminated. just because you like the show. actually i was sickened watching the nambla episode that was on the other day having know what occurs. it was a big joke. still enjoy south park but cant believe all off you give this a free pass.

rwb

SP is a blot on humanity and a porthole to hell, especially when one considers that it's often watched by children.

drbrontosaurus

Hell doesn't exist, nor do holes that lead to such a nonexistent place. And if such things did exist, cartoons wouldn't be part of their mechanism of use.

Stop being a stupid faggot.

rwb

Unfortunately, you are wrong on every count. The words heaven and hell are used by believers and non-believers alike, as metaphor, so your certainty that I was speaking in the literal sense is presumptuous. I was using the word in a literal and a metaphorical sense, but you were not smart enough to figure that out, hence your hostility.

When the words heaven or hell are used as metaphor, it means a place that is very good and pleasant, or one that is very awful. The world of incredibly wicked deviancy as referenced constantly on SP leads to hell. I watched an episode about a sex education class and positions. Five were named by the students. Two I knew, the others I had to look up in the urban dictionary. They were unspeakable even among those who are not remotely prudish, and thus have no place as mental programming for children, which is its primary function.

Lastly, I am neither stupid, nor a homosexual.

drbrontosaurus

I was using "faggot" as a metaphor for how profoundly stupid you are.

rwb

Most of us posting at voat/pizzagate are trying to do any small thing we can to bring the torture, rape, and slaughtering of horrendous numbers of children to an end ASAP. If that was the reason for your presence in this pizzagate forum, I wouldn't have expected such tasteless replies. Most contributors try to maintain some respect for others genuinely interested in helping, even when there is a difference of opinion. If you can't do that, you should find another hobby besides interfering here. Oh, and you are a classic example of what happens to someone's mind when they watch too much South Park.

drbrontosaurus

Spreading notions of voodoo magic places is not helping anyone do anything. In fact, it is exactly the kind of bullshit belief these people who are performing rituals involving child rape and murder hold. In the real world cartoons and words can't hurt you, but errant penises in your child's asshole certainly do.

Stop being a fucking moron.

RodentLord

Yeah, god, how dumb do you have to be to think things you view as a child effect your development? That's so stupid and flies in the face of all pediatric research. Everyone knows that once you turn 20, your mind gets erased and "adult you" replaces them. Any fond or traumatic memories you have that happen to pertain to your life now are an illusion caused by bias, you just THINK that it's a part of you.

rwb

Your knowledge of ritual abuse is seriously lacking. Those performing ritual abuse are guided by belief and worship of entities other than the one you've taken up the challenge to ridicule and disprove. It's clear you are just spoiling to drag this into an argument of theology, but I'm going to decline. I enjoy such discussions when speaking with a clever and friendly adversary, however, I have a standing rule never to engage someone who lacks a good mind.

drbrontosaurus

I'd love to go to my grave with zero knowledge of ritual abuse. You are a pedantic piece of shit, to such a degree that I wish you had been sacrificed to Moloch by the pederasts.

Stop being a fucking retarded faggot.

rwb

It's interesting that you'd be happy to go to your grave with "zero knowledge of ritual abuse", which implies it wouldn't matter to you if it's actually happening, so long as you were unaware of it. A more normal response would be I'd love to go to my grave knowing that ritual abuse does not or no longer exists. Two different things Johnson. Further, admitting that you wished I'd been sacrificed by the pederasts because I knocked your favorite show does not express much concern for ones fellow man. I don't wish the same for you.

Repetitive profanity with emphasis is surely the most persuasive argument against a Creator. Mind you, I’m a sporting fellow, and because I find you annoying, I’ll go one round on the God question for the benefit of the one or two people who might actually descend down this rabbit hole of yours and mine.

I’ve taken the time to read some of your posts at VOAT, and it’s clear you're not a student of the history of science. I am. Did you know that the ultimate authorities in science and mathematics, the men that built the very foundations of the technical world you inhabit, who gave you that computer in front of you and the ability for man to travel to the moon and understand the workings of the Universe, were all of some kind of religious proclivity? Newton, Einstein, Faraday, Maxwell, Godel, Gauss, Rutherford, Planck, Heisenberg, and Cantor, just to name a few giants, all expressed an awareness of a supreme intelligence behind the Universe, which some call God. Some of the names just mentioned will be unfamiliar to you, but sometimes google is your friend.

So, the question to the casual reader is, with regard to the big question, do I side with Newton and Company, or do I go with some random guy who got his wit and vocabulary from South Park?

RodentLord

TBH, science has always been a branch of religious inquiry. It's just that now it's the informal "Church of Atheism" instead of the christian church.

And it makes sense. My beliefs are evolving, but right now they're something to the effective... "The entire universe is the mind of god, and each of us is a cell in it, letting him look at himself". Atoms are mostly empty space, to the extent that you can describe them purely as mathematical relationships and lose nothing.

If we're God trying to understand himself, then it seems perfectly natural that the religious-minded would then want to study math as much as possible.

I have always had a good head for numbers, but never went beyond "practical math" for day-to-day. I'd read or watch an interesting video on upper level maths, and I can get it, but I never sought it out. Realizing and learning how math is literally what "reality" is, whatever it amounts to and realizing that this world isn't physical (de facto proving the "spiritual world" exists, whatever that is, because we're in it right now) has revitalized my interest in it. In a couple of days, I went from thinking "most of the field of mathematics is pointless" to "I need to learn everything I possibly can about math or I'm wasting my life".

I'm not convinced that the Christian God is the answer, in part because how do you decide which God is the Christian God? I'd have to learn to read Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew to really understand (which I haven't discounted the thought of, it may very well be a worthwhile endeavor). Obviously the jews are wrong, because they're the ones pushing atheism/satanism, so any of those three (judaisim/atheism/satanism) is clearly not the right choice (though to be clear, I don't think they believe in a god at all... I think they're living embodiment of what happens when you decide there's no god, so you get to define morality in a vacuum). I have considered that perhaps islam actually is the answer if all relationships are mathematically defined, because it certainly is the best at exponential growth. I'm not positive "maximum growth" is the way religions should be measured, though (but if not, how do you measure it?).

Unlearning is an interesting process. You can dismiss old beliefs as obviously garbage, but filling the void is a challenge.

drbrontosaurus

Fuck off. Here's your homework:

Cartoons can't hurt you. Heaven and Hell and Diagon-alley and the Upside Down and all other fictions are precisely that: fiction.

Now, kindly, stop being a stupid faggot.

rwb

I'm not sure if I can disengage in demonstrating the error in your worldview until you stop being a potty mouth. The wikipedia articles you cite are all quite entertaining, but have no practical application to my remarks. The question is valid, relevant, and remains, Newton, or guy inordinately devoted to South Park?

Touchdown50

My belief is that if you are in the public Conscious and are famous and rich, you must be part of some or thee secret society or they at least know of you. I know many hip hop artists are Always being recruited by these orgs.

rooting4redpillers

Matt and Trey are smart AND funny.

Watching

Weren't the "Crab People" being worshiped by all the Catholic priests and telling them to diddle young boys too??

Nana66

Is NAMBLA one the one where one of them goes to the bath house with, I'm pretty sure his dad?

Oldno7

No it's the one where cartman decides he wants to meet new older and mature friends on the internet.

Aphoticamy

I just watched this episode the other day and the parallels were pretty amazing to me. Gotta love Southpark, they make fun of everyone equally.

Kwijibo

I am wondering if they will take on pizzagate in the new season.

Rmm

I never watched South Park as I just thought it was disgusting. But people--please fill me in. Are you suggesting that these writers are part of the Illuminati--or are they exposing the evil they know about either as part of the insiders or something in between?

MrrHandsome

That NAMBLA episode was probably one of the funniest ones I've seen. At the end when they are chasing the kids through the corridor. But yeah they provide social commentary on many of the fucked up stuff the public are unaware of in the former of satire. That episode of the Jonas Brothers where Mickey Mouse uses themy as a front to get kids into sex is one that springs to mind

FreeThem

I remember the NAMBLA episode... I forgot if its part of the chef episode.

Also check the recent season's troll/wikileaks/internets episode... Seems like that vault7 nonsense and those episode could be connected

Pizzainmyass

Wow. Awesome!! Since this broke I was scared Matt and trey were involved. This makes me happy and confirms for me they're not cause they hate Hollywood but it could always be the opposite (tho I highly highly doubt it)

GeorgeT

I have entire South Park on DVD - and I do remembet that, I will watch it again. I found it creepy but dis not look into it deeper.

Pokes

I saw this on the tube the other night and wondered the same thing myself. I even saw a Simpsons episode from '04 recently in which marge said "This pizza is so awful, even the pope couldn't forgive it, and he's been turning a blind eye to a lot of stuff lately." or something to that effect and I wondered, considering their seeming foreknowledge of 9/11, whether this wasn't also a tip of the hat to those in the know.

Pokes

Also, scientology was a convenient target, but was their really any provocation for the child molester part? Could that not have been a convenient topical front for their taking a stab at whomever they learned of? I feel like trey n Matt are witty enough not to need to take that low blow unnecessarily, that maybe there was more to it than them being butthurt over losing Isaac to a cult. Maybe they covertly killed two birds with one stone with that episode.

fartyshorts

Nah, just general anti-cult and anti-pedo stuff.

ben_matlock

dang, missed another OBVIOUS one hahaha

survey_girl

I will have to watch that episode again!

They also did an episode where Cartman Joins NAMBLA

ben_matlock

Ha! It's about time someone brought South Park into the conversation lol. HUGE fan here. Here are some other episodes that people may find relevant to the #pedo/pizzagate universe:

  • "Woodland Critters Christmas" (super disturbing, satanic animals raping, murdering, and cannibalizing),
  • "The Jeffersons" (ft. Michael Jackson in full pedo-mode),
  • "Canceled" (where the Earth is an intergalactic reality show controlled by gay jewish aliens),
  • the odd foreshadowing of "Jared Has Aides" (made before he was outed as a gay pedofile),
  • "Red Hot Catholic Love" (about the Church pedo scandal),
  • "Child Abduction is not Funny" (self explanatory), *"Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" (also self explanatory).

Incidentally, Matt and Trey's first movie they did in film school was "Cannibal! The Musical!" (a musical comedy about the Donner Party.)

Can anyone think of any other episodes from South Park where they could have been leaving some breadcrumbs about #pg?

satansapedophile

South Park's been so much funnier after finding out this pizzagate stuff, the other day the episode just started off randomly with cartman making a joke about a guy playing ping pong with his dick. Other day saw the one where Paris Hilton tried to buy Butters. Pizza and pizza pockets are mentioned all the time in south park, they even troll elon musk as a pedophile fraud in the latest season, he becomes obsessed with cartmans girlfriend and they strangely referenced elon making a pizza pocket that can feed 100 people in the episode that aired a week or two after pizzagate started.Then Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby singing together about the gentleman's club. Right after that I saw some Alex Jones clip where he confronts creep David Gergen and Gergen keeps mentioning not being a gentleman. So many episodes are about this stuff, life's actually turning out to be a real life south park episode.

GeorgeT

The one where Eric Cartman wants to take photos of Butters in comprimising situations, and gets caught with Butters blindfolfed on his knees in front of Eric's penis just as Butter's parents walk in on them, shocked. Butters is sent to a creepy cult like church where he is to be made Hetero again. The funny part is that Butters has no idea why he is there.

Oldno7

BUTTERS ARE YOU CONFUSED???

YES YES IM VERY CONFUSED

User890020

Cartman joins NAMBLA?

GeorgeT

Miss Teacher bangs A Boy I thought was an exagerration, to make a point, but what I have seen what with molesting 2 year olds, it is not far fetched. After seeing Demi Moore's antics with a child nothing is a done deal.

senpaithatignoresyou

After seeing Demi Moore's antics with a child nothing is a done deal.

And suddenly ashten kutcher is anti pedo......

153sdsd

Dont believe actor tears

Cigarette5mokingman

You also forgot to mention the most relevant episode, the CHICKEN lover episode.

teefymcteephteeth

Yeah... Wonder if they knew something way back then

zzvoat

Of course they did... and were no doubt Spirit cookers themselves period you are not allowed to be successful or rich or famous in Hollywood or in any other profession unless and until you sell your soul

ben_matlock

Egads, you're right! Thanks for the reminder!

chelseaclinton

I get (got) high and watch South Park. Can't I have any casual fun?

MasterLucifer

Trey Parker and Matt Stone - Acid at Oscar's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSxHnsddg20

chelseaclinton

Best Oscar's.

GeorgeHodelDidit

Yes they know.

153sdsd

I have mentioned this before, that episode is the tale of one friend of Matt and tray's who got invited to the cult, they tried to get him back, but the cult won.

RodentLord

I always heard it differently, I heard that Hayes was already a scientologist, it just only came up when they did an episode mocking scientology. The creators said in an interview at some point something to the effect of "what, making fun of every other religion is fine, but you draw the line at your silly beliefs? fuck you".

153sdsd

I remember that same story very clearly, Hayes was a scientologist yes. Apparently the very reason they even created the episode was an escalation on the "Moloch sacrifice and forbiden sex cult's scientoogy branch" influence on celebrities around them that started getting hard to ignore

Grifter42

Yeah, his name was Isaac Hayes, and he played Chef.

neurofluxation

I had also noted this! Totally forgot to post it though, upboats!
Edit (now with formatting...):

  • Chef travels on a private jet (Epstein?)
  • To the small Super Adventure Club island (Little St. Thomas?)
  • Get's brainwashed (MK Ultra?)
  • The Super Adventure Club state that having sex with kids makes them immortal... (Satanist Rituals?).
  • Chef tries to escape with the gang, but he says he is "Sorry" like he is powerless and turns back to rejoin the "club". Then randomly a lightning strike hits the bridge (Godly intervention?) and Chef dies
  • Right at the end Chef is reborn (Anti-Christ) as an ultimate evil child molesting Darth Vader/robot.

iamthepizzanow

They tried to warn us with "Snuke in her Snizz"