Would think it was sillier, but then they have to be all "SO CUTE"...how the FUCK is that CUTE?

Totino's has shit for frozen pizza, too. There's bad for you, and then there's just plain bad. Finally, Totino's is in a third category--full of chemical and imitation garbage and STILL terrible.

If it weren't for the pizza rolls being semi-okay (and even that's pushing it), I'd quite easily question if this company was a front. :P

Who would even think of making such a creepy ad for a major product unless they were trying to mainstream grooming culture?

Just like that disgusting PizzaSlime Instagram account.