DarkMath

You guys know the evidence is already out.

You're just circling the toilet bowl right now.

I guess you don't want to give up lest you get stuck in a room alone with your conscience.

LuciferShivaDinesh

"You guys?"

ARE YOU IMPLYING I HAVE A DICK MOTHERFUCKER?

DarkMath

You're not a native English speaker. That's not an insult. It's actually quite humorous what you just did.

You're shilling for organ harvesters you know that right?

LuciferShivaDinesh

You're not a native English speaker. That's not an insult. It's actually quite humorous what you just did.

You're shilling for organ harvesters you know that right?

DarkMath

Bitch please. This is pure comedy gold:

"ARE YOU IMPLYING I HAVE A DICK MOTHERFUCKER?"

It's like imagine a grungy biker bar and someone accidentally knocks a mean looking dude's bear over.

The mean biker dude slowly turns around and stands up and says:

"ARE YOU IMPLYING I DON'T LIKE WEARING WOMEN'S LINGERIE?"

It's such an epic fail it's disarming.

Or it'd be like same bar, same beer spill, same biker dude and he menacingly stands up revealing the fact he's wearing a 1950s style Doris Day looking skirt with bobby socks and says:

"YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN IT UP RIGHT? I"M NOT YOUR MOTHER!"