bluedeath

Right Right that's it. Just keeping Portland Weird and Weird it is.

BoraxTheFungarian

Shanghai Tunnel Bar?! There are tunnels under those places yall.

GeorgeT

Looking at this abomination, I just want to know, how does planet earth accomodate space for so many freaks?

bluedeath

I have been there a few times and never got that vibe. They are trolling.

featheredmasks

Weird yes, pedophiles no.

Midgets are definitely not a proxy for children lmao. Have you ever seen a midget in person? They are definitely pubescent and do not resemble children.

Spiritual_War

It's a proxy for advertising, not for trying to pass the midget off as a kid. They use midgets to promote child sex services. The midget symbolically represent a child and they'll be in sexually suggestive poses. Like a midget in baby footsie pajamas, LOL these people know what they're doing.

carmencita

What a lovely Holiday Christmas picture with your little .........girl? So special. Another CPP wanna be? This is bazaar. I wonder if he sends that out as a holiday card. Gross.

pnwpatriot97

Being a local from the Oregon coast, this is no surprise if you visit Portland. I'm talking about the kind of "weirdness" promoted. The whole "keep portland weird" slogan sometimes makes me think.. But in all honestly this does give me the creeps.

featheredmasks

thank you!

ArthurEdens

none of these places have normal looking pizza, it all looks off. I swear they're soylent greening

Spiritual_War

You can identify them by their occult symbols and artwork. If they have a creepy artwork, then they're suspect and need to be investigated

Spiritual_War

The dark artwork theme is a sign that they may be involved in the occult like John Podesta and his Spirit Cooking and the occult art is a consistent theme with Comet Ping Pong VooDoo Doughnuts, and Lonesome Pizza. Birds with the same feathers flock together.

DeathToMasons

Who would want to eat there?

FuckUredditFuckuSpez

"Artists"

equineluvr

Geezus!!! Could they be more OBVIOUS!?

User890020

Could they be trolling us?

bopper

Good grief.

Spiritual_War

Look for the symbols in the stores

badastrid

Nothing says freakshow like a midget. Kind of a proxy for a child.

Spiritual_War

You're exactly right, I can see how midgets are a legal loophole to promote/advertise child sex.