I can accept a pizzeria selling other food, like pasta and hot dogs. It's probably quite common, maybe not for the major chains but some of the smaller businesses might have kebabs, burgers, all sorts of horrible stuff (I'm vegetarian, it's all crap to me).

"Pizza map", though, I didn't notice that one.

Wow it took me this long to figure out that Besta is an anagram for "Beast". Lucifer. Took me rolling a joint to be like woah man.

The owner of besta pizza owns an international shipping company as well please edit that in

Oh, but the pasta is relevant because Italy. Pizza, pasta, Italy. Obviously.

Okay. So where the heck does Egypt come into it?

And those Lolita Express lollipops. Right.

And the masks, in a pizza place. Right.

That's all totally normal. Riiiiiight.