@Millennial_Falcon @Vindicator @sensitive

Why would you need to be "hit up" when you're paid to come here every day with your panicky denialism, can't you manage to read the sub for yourself?

obvious propagandist becomes more and more obvious on a daily basis.

What if you tried more lubricants and a hand extender. Would that make it easier for you? I'm just trying to help bro.

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"it's Alefantis"

I highly doubt it. I've mentioned this before but PG_Is_An_Ass is too miserable to be taken seriously. That leaves two choices:

1) He's a teenage virgin antifa snorelax looking guy with no sex life or even the ability to masturbate. It's that bad and that's why he's miserable and comes here to vent.

2) He's an actor in a "school play" come here to gauge the current temperature of /v/pizzagate and adjust the script accordingly.

I'm leaning towards 1) because not only is 1) un-fuckable he's also not riding his own roller coaster because dollars to donuts that guy can't even reach his own crank let alone give it a turn.

You are unfuckable aren't you.

:-D