Is a Killary Sex Tape Coming Out? Please, God, NO!!! ( pizzagate )

submitted by migratorypatterns

So here's the tweet that concerns a sex tape featuring The Cannibal Queen herself, but not really. It's only a lookalike (YUCK! PATOOEY! GAG!) made by Russian trolls.

https://twitter.com/ZeroPointNow/status/924151077661917184

Yahoo: If a Hillary Clinton sex tape comes out it was made by Russian trolls... wtf?

Here's the link:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hillary-clinton-apos-sex-tape-134426776.html

So is this a cover story for a tape soon to hit? It would be wonderful if it was Killary, but now the loopy alt-left has a reason to dismiss it. Her body is weird though. Not everybody has those cankles. And I suppose the only way to really tell would either:

(1) Be there underneath her; or (2) Dust her decrepit body for Haitian orphan children's fingerprints.

Not sure what to think about this, but fer shure, I won't look! Some things you can't undo.

PROCEED WITH CAUTION, FELLOW PIZZAGATERS!!!!

DeathTwoMasons

I'll skip lunch.

migratorypatterns

Yeah, I'm skipping it for about a year.

I'm still spitting up in the sink.

PedoStomper

I've seen terrorist beheading videos, the Hammer Maniacs, a video of a cartel chopping a guy up and ripping his dick off...but I would never, EVER watch a tape with a naked Hillary Clinton on it. I would probably want to stick a soldering gun in my eyes.

migratorypatterns

Anything would be better! Even a Slick Willy video would be better! Not much better and you'd have to keep a pail near you, but better!!!!

What I'm fearing is clicking on a link thinking it's an article about it and SEEING IT!!!!

Scirel

There was talk months ago that the Weiner laptop had a video of Hitlery and Huma with a young person filmed on Epstein's island.

migratorypatterns

Really?

I thought it was her and inHUMAn going at it like beavers.

God, the thought of a child being molested just gets me sick. I hope it's just between the two adults, but I will not watch.

fogdryer

It’s a video of huma hillbot and a teen

migratorypatterns

OMG!!!! If I was sick before ... now I'm puking!!!!

PAIL!!!!

darkknight111

When the time comes, I'll take the hit.

Just get the brain bleach and a good therapist ready for me.

migratorypatterns

UppaVoat for taking one for the team!!!

Yes, the psychological damage may be pervasive including the aversion of all human contact for a number of years, but luckily you're not a snowflake and you will win!!!

anotherdream

So do you think this is just bullshit disinfo or are they really trying to get ahead of something that will leak? - I mean, I can't see what kind of damage a tape of Hillary Clinton getting nailed by some male prostitute will do to her. - IF it is her fucking little kids, then yeah, we'll be able to see some kind of damage, but I can't see anybody like wikileaks or vertitas publishing this kind of tape. - This just seems like information porn to me.

migratorypatterns

I tend to agree with you, but don't know why they would even release this. And what you said, about it being nothing the news would touch, maybe that's why they put the disinfo out there. Maybe there is no tape with a lookalike doing it with an adult man, BUT the idea that this was done will shadow anything real tape out there. Snowflakes will think .... correction for the impossibility. Snowflakes will be told to think, "Well, if the Russians filmed one tape, they could have filmed this one also."

Disinfo really has to be looked at from all angles because it is pernicious in planting seeds to stave off or explain upcoming events.

Blacksmith21

I think I just lost my appetite. Forever.

migratorypatterns

I know, right?

I'm willing images not to arise in my mind, but there she is ... naked on a platter ... and being served as dinner to a Spirit Cooking crowd!!

Blacksmith21

I almost downvoated you.

migratorypatterns

I wouldn't blame you, bro.

It's that repulsive a topic and I posted about it. But I only did it as a warning.

huhWHAThuh

I'll just trust you guys to tell me if it's legit or not. Sorry, i just don't have the stomach.

migratorypatterns

Yeah, maybe we should get someone to volunteer for all of us ...

Anyone?

fogdryer

Wisconsin-is-corrupt. Maybe ??

Steinmacher

Read Cathy O'Brien's book... Very graphic description of Hillary's sexual proclivities.

IWishIWasFoxMulder

Link?

fogdryer

There is also a tape of killbot “getting to know Merkel”, compliments of Huma

migratorypatterns

Yeah, how about Trump releasing that video? The film that was never made public? It was seized and I'd like to see it. Same goes for Nancy Schaefer's film.

organic1

Exactly what I was thinking. If the tape doesn't show Killary creating Chelsea with Web Hubble or a young girl isn't being forced to pleasure Killary, it's fake.

waxdino

Sort of reminds me of that Jennifer Palmieri tweet

Friends, please remember that if you see a whopper of a Wikileaks in next two days - it's probably a fake.

Blacksmith21

It was that ^^ press conference, the Anonymous "Orgy Island" video, and the Podesta e-Fits that sent me down the rabbit hole.

migratorypatterns

Oh, yeah!!!

UpVoat for you!!! It is exactly like that ... but does that mean we'll be seeing this? PA-TOOEY!!!!

srayzie

Why are you guys saying no? That would be the BEST! I would watch. Lol. But if you don't want to, at least Hillary gets what's coming to her! Humiliation! That's what she has done to others.

srayzie

If they're going thru the trouble of trying to convince us that a troll made it, then it looks like there's one out there and they are trying brainwash people to not believe! That would be the best revenge for them paying for that dossier to frame Trump! 😂👏🏻

Sackajahweeda

Maybe she is trying to revamp her brand and took a lesson from the Kardassian playbook...please lord NOOOOO.

migratorypatterns

Yeah, maybe she'll end up on their TV show and be a surrogate MK Ultra Handler-in-law for Kanye!!!

Mad_As_Hell

My eyes!...The goggles do nothing

LargePepperoni

Simpsons?

migratorypatterns

Yeah, goggles. Forget about the ones for the eclipse!!!!

Need something way stronger, and a few stiff drinks.

What am I saying? You'd still barf.

Verite1

As guilty as I believe Clintons and their foundation to be, the Pay to Play and arkanciding of witnesses like Seth Rich, Anthony slime ball Weiner, DWS with the Awan scandal, all the Pedos in office, the Zionists blackmailing everyone, the CIA aiding and abetting trafficking with their vile operations, I do not believe HRC is herself engaging in sex with minors even if she has had a relationship with Huma, which I also do not belive.

fogdryer

Keep reading. You have a lot of catching up

Verite1

No. I don’t have a lot more to catch up on. Very well read and informed, thank you.

seekingpeace

Out of curiosity, what do you think she was doing on Eptein's Island? She didn't go just once.

Verite1

Even if she went 10 times, it doesn’t mean she was having sex with minors, as vile as she is. She could have just been swimming and drinking cocktails and sunbathing and sleeping! It doesn’t excuse the fact that Clintons are surrounded by pedos and scumbags and are corrupt and use their power to enrich themselves at the expense of others, but until I see proof of her actually abusing kids, I will not make those accusations. Period.

migratorypatterns

Cathy O'Brien said something different.

All they'd have to do is release that film. I'll believe the children's testimony. I've had too many icons go down in flames when I found out they were pervs. And Rob Reiner? Above reproach. No more. Absolutely not.

AgainstPedos

Far, far more heroes of the past have gone down in flames. Ask your grandparents about bisexual pedo lovers Walter Cronkite, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, blow-job queen Nancy, ALL OF THEM. IMPOSSIBLE to get ANYWHERE without being blackmailed and corrupted.

Recall the extreme controversy over "Don't ask, don't tell?" What a complete joke. Why? Can't get to be a general, an officer in the military, UNLESS you participate in certain hazing rituals. Guess what these rituals like "Skull and Bones" require? So do ALL of the military hazing rituals. Sure they get the newbies super drunk. OK. It still happened. Nothing wrong with it whatsoever. Just STOP the hypocrisy.

Matt_Helm

Mossad and many other foreign intelligence agencies all have videos of Hillary and Huma having their disgusting lesbo sex on foreign trips those videos could surface on the dark web but probably not they were going to be used for when Hillary became President then they would be very valuable.

pby1000

Did anyone here listen to the Chelsea sex tape?

https://youtu.be/7GYL-CPCxFM

fogdryer

What is the Chelsea tape

pby1000

Clinton. It's a joke, but listen to it and let your imagination run wild.

eucalyptus_spearmint

guys that donkey is way too cute to be Chelsea 😌

anotherdream

LOL We're all sick.

srayzie

Omg! You can totally tell that's her!

migratorypatterns

Oh, dear God!!!! Mini me made one too?

I can't take it ... I can't ...

SayWhatNOWAY

God please NO! But they say the Weiner laptop has one of Hillpedo & a minor having sex! I want to vomit!

fogdryer

That’s what I heard Actually is was hillbot giving oral sex

Are_we_sure

Who are "they" and why would you believe such nonsense? There's never been any indication of crimes other than Weiner's associated with that laptop?

Blacksmith21

What's up Doc?

Mrs_Ogynist01

Trupundit "sources" just as reliable as MSM "sources"

We'll just have to wait and see. Actually, hopefully, we won't see!

Are_we_sure

The Truepundit BS story on Weiner's laptop caimed the NYPD was going to revolt if Clinton and many, many people in her circle weren't charged with many, many crimes.

It didn't happen and the NYPD did nothing because the article and the sources we're BS. Truepundit was lying to you and it worked.

He wrote a fake news article on his fake news site and you're still citing it a year later. He conned you. Successfully.

Mrs_Ogynist01

How many times had a CNN, Times, or WAPO source been wrong? They could have gotten bad info OR it just hasn't come out yet.

We'll see.

pizzaequalspedo

Exactly. The MSM is the most corrupt, controlled institution on the planet. In fact it’s far worse then the corrupt government because the media is supposed to take the role of watch dog.

Unfortunately it’s been steadily corrupted to the point where it no longer has credibility.

migratorypatterns

I know. But it's important to put it out there just in case.

Get your blindfolds ready. This ain't gonna be pretty.

migratorypatterns

I want to vomit!

This.

Me, too.

So it's on the infamous Weiner laptop? Interesting ... might be harder to explain if that were the source ...