OP, are you perhaps a kiddy diddler, or borderline? Something that would make google tailor results to your browsing history? Or is it using your region, and you live in US or UK?
It was someone else's search and if you look at other comments loads of people got same results. Looks like YouTube has changed the algorithm in the last few hours so it's no longer showing up
Nah, my mistake, I took general google search. If I look at what youtube search gives me, it's... still more or less normal:
https://kek.gg/i/4fkffX.png
The "s * x in school" part looks like something a teenager would type, but even then it looks like a fuckup in censoring algorithm.
We'll see if google comments on it at all.
Also FOR FUCK'S SAKE why does voat have to shit itself every fucking 30 seconds?! "An unexpected error happened" my fucking arse.
Holy shit, it changed.., for hours ago, I saw the offending results. Now it seems the algorithm has been changed or something, and now the search results are relatively innocuous
I thought maybe because we're digging for pedo stories the search terms will come up based on our browsing history but the same thing happened on my wife's computer. Shady shit
When attempting the same thing, my top result is "how to have s * x in school" instead of the two disturbing results in OP's image. The rest of the results are the same though.
Doesn't work for me on my smartphone, just get regular results like how to have a baby or how to have sex on your period.
Will try on my PS4 and screenshot if anything.
I’m in Mexico, 6 hours after your post, and it seems to have been somewhat cleaned up. The raciest things that happened when I tried it was “how to have sex in school”, “how to have six with your teacher” and “how to have sex with your stepmom”
I just tried it, and it says s*x in school, lucid dream, and first kiss. I think someone noticed and fixed it kinda. It also could be the duck duck go, startup, ect I have on.9.50 PM Eastern, 11/26/2017.
My best guess, youtube's self-censoring feature is screwing up. Someone already mentioned that a lot of people search "how to have sex talk with your kids". If "sex" is autoreplaced as "s* x" an error could cause "sex talk" to be regarded as one term and also get replaced with "s* x", resulting in "how to have s*x with your kids". Look at the weird spacing of "s * x" in the second result if you need more evidence that it's replacement feature rather than the predictive feature causing the weird results.
Yeah it was def "how to have sex with your kids" and the next one below it was "...with kids." Had my husband check a few hours later and it was scrubbed.
Interesting, because in validating voter registration using a private database, running a program on that database allows searching the names and addresses of registered voters. During queries where words letters or numbers are unintelligible Asterisk is substitute d as a wild card pulling up everything in between.
The algorithm I'm guessing puts up top the most profitable search terms. What does that tell you. Either the pedo content creators pay for clicks based on these keywords or pedos are searching so heavily for those terms and view so many videos that their search words rise to the top
That's what I'm thinking too. I guess someone was slacking at yt & didn't fix the algorithm to not include those as top results in countries where it is top searched maybe?
I take my comment back. I got innocent results on google.com but tried the same search on youtube.com. Got the same results as everyone else. Horrible.
I tried it and got: how to have twins, how to have more energy, how to have a boy, how to have a girl, and how to have a lucid dream. (oops, that was Google). My YouTube results: exactly the same as everyone else's :(
For once, Google is less evil than YouTube.
What the fuck, youtube.... I have safe search on and it came up. There is no fucking way my nieces and nephews are using youtube ever again!! (not that I let them anyway, but still)
The search results have a * in s*x which means something is up with it. None of the other words have that. Youtube deserves the heat anyway. Hell they may have done it so they can blaim somebody else to false flag themself. They probably will anyway.
I bet Google, Youtube, NYTimes, etc are pushing this stuff to try and normalize it as fast as possible as they know shit is about to hit the fan regarding pedophilia.. They've really started to push this stuff hard in the past month or two HARD.
So when kids type in " how to have a good year at school" or something like that .. they are subjected to these suggestions! This is the the end of google once parents worldwide see this !
OMFG watta dumb algorithm! Reminds me of the time you could type "jews are" or "blacks are" and get all manner of offensive suggestions from google. That's fixed now.
So any rando can get that search auto-filled, and when they get in minor trouble and their devices are confiscated, they can say there is evidence of cp?
Everyone send this to all subverses, all friends and relatives with the simple message "forward this to everyone" this will be gone tomorrow, perhaps tonight.
Put it everywhere. Tweet, facebook, make a video.. everywhere.
Same thing happened during Hillary's Heath debacles! Try to google Hillary's Heath or Sick Hillary, and google made other pre made choices come to the top!
I think this is a big deal because it really could wake up some people. This and elsagate are pretty clear cut evidence that YouTube is exploiting our children. I hope this goes viral.
How else? Funny that as you write a political statement on their search engine they often fill in the blank with something congruent to whatever agenda they are pushing while at the same time these kinds of searches appear easily. It seems deliberate, especially considering the lengths organizations have gone to stifle these new findings.
They're not. I've never searched "how to have" ~anything in YouTube and the symbol next to the search for that phrase is the same as all the other suggested searches I've never performed. Nice one-month old account btw.
If you have typed in something similar that may likely be the case. That's why it's good to test it using a freshly installed browser. Even if the people that have tested it in their accounts never searched for content like that the algorithm may just go wild based on other unrelated searches.
Well that's a game changer,
if so
. I never did the search myself but maybe I will now and let you all know. Because nothing I ever look at would make that be #2 for me.
Ok, I just tried it and got the exact same thing. Is search engine calculation / prediction that derived based on something youtube created or as an aggregate search predictor [statistical aggregation of all youtube searches] ?
Either way this totally validates PG and exposes it's ramifications that go way beyond CPP, Podestas, Saville and into contemporary public. Let's start from ground up, and then worry about the higher ups! Lets root out the weeds in our own backyard. Pedophilia run amok? Or has it always been with us except we had no internet back then?!! This is some seriously twisted stuff!!!
Because the Church has been full of sinners since Peter denied Christ and the cock crowed. Catholics aren't about to let pedos drive them from worshiping Jesus.
▼ This_Ruined_Pizza
It's been completely cleared up for me.
How to have...
... your first kiss ... lucid dream ... clear skin .... good handwriting ... a successful youtube channel
Nothing sexually related, whereas the other day it was vile.
▼ kthanxie
I went to type "how to haves" and the first result is "how to havesex in minecraft".
▼ bonerloner
"redditor"
▼ karenrussell63
fucking sick! i tried it on my phone as well as an old laptop and it showed me the same thing,
▼ Unthinking
Nothing of the sort appears in my YT search suggestions (autofill) both I if try "how to have" or "how to have s*x".
▼ ginx2666
OP, are you perhaps a kiddy diddler, or borderline? Something that would make google tailor results to your browsing history? Or is it using your region, and you live in US or UK?
I got this: https://kek.gg/i/3CpzqV.png
▼ Mad_As_Hell
It was someone else's search and if you look at other comments loads of people got same results. Looks like YouTube has changed the algorithm in the last few hours so it's no longer showing up
▼ ginx2666
Nah, my mistake, I took general google search. If I look at what youtube search gives me, it's... still more or less normal: https://kek.gg/i/4fkffX.png
The "s * x in school" part looks like something a teenager would type, but even then it looks like a fuckup in censoring algorithm.
We'll see if google comments on it at all.
Also FOR FUCK'S SAKE why does voat have to shit itself every fucking 30 seconds?! "An unexpected error happened" my fucking arse.
▼ e-traiu
Happened with me too
▼ micha_
Cannot confirm.
How to have
results in:
How to have s*x for kids
How to have
How to have more energy
How to have fun
How to have style
How to have clear skin
▼ JRHNBR
Try combinations before it shoah
▼ JRHNBR
▼ JRHNBR
try before they shut it down:
"s*x at"
"bas x" first writing s x part then ba
"naki"
▼ charlieijoker
I tried it & only got “How to have sex in school.” Still weird, I guess.
▼ irukandji11
same here in austria! this shit is so fucked up.
▼ IWishIWasFoxMulder
Looks like they’ve “fixed” it already
▼ JRHNBR
there is a lot to hide, try:
▼ Water_Thug
Not a single one of those suggestions show up for me. Maybe you're all just pedos.
▼ mergen
I was watching anime without adblock, suddenly there was a video ad pop up. It was a youtube elsagate video. so wtf
▼ Tetr4gr4mm4ton
google not working for me...youtube:
1:HOW TO HAVE s*x for kids
2:HOW TO HAVE s*x
GERMANY
▼ 3141592653
Holy shit, it changed.., for hours ago, I saw the offending results. Now it seems the algorithm has been changed or something, and now the search results are relatively innocuous
▼ JRHNBR
they in damage control but there is a lot to hide:
▼ 3141592653
did anything further ever come from this investigation?
▼ TheBeautifulOne
His search results look like that because he's the one searching for those terms.
▼ Shizy
I just tried it and it didn't come up this way. Maybe google already got on changing it
▼ dreamwarrior23
I thought maybe because we're digging for pedo stories the search terms will come up based on our browsing history but the same thing happened on my wife's computer. Shady shit
▼ 123_456
I tried this. It doesn't work for me.
▼ bernitdown
Doesn't work for me. I get how to make slime
▼ mooteensy
Maybe people shouldn't be trying this? I'm technology stupid...but this doesn't sit right with me.
▼ BrimstoneBrute
When attempting the same thing, my top result is "how to have s * x in school" instead of the two disturbing results in OP's image. The rest of the results are the same though.
▼ Exern
Doesn't work for me on my smartphone, just get regular results like how to have a baby or how to have sex on your period. Will try on my PS4 and screenshot if anything.
▼ rooting4redpillers
I tried this a few hours ago and got the same results. Tried again just now, those top two results with the word kids are gone.
▼ Flat_Truth
I just tried it and it says "how to have s*x in school" as the first thing.
▼ See_Millie731
Start searching s* and s*x. Look at what it auto-populates. They fucked up.
▼ albatrosv14
1) PG
2) Muslims fucking their kids
3) You are pedopervs.
▼ GreenDell144
I’m in Mexico, 6 hours after your post, and it seems to have been somewhat cleaned up. The raciest things that happened when I tried it was “how to have sex in school”, “how to have six with your teacher” and “how to have sex with your stepmom”
▼ Exern
I also got these except replace step mom with just mom.
▼ chryseos-geckota
Looks like they removed. It showed up earlier today, but not now when I checked again. Was gonna tell buddy to see it, but...
▼ JoelChaco
Tried in Canada... Not even close.
What's up with you guys?
▼ YogSoggoth
I just tried it, and it says s*x in school, lucid dream, and first kiss. I think someone noticed and fixed it kinda. It also could be the duck duck go, startup, ect I have on.9.50 PM Eastern, 11/26/2017.
▼ WhySoFalseFlag
For anyone that is saying this is a Google Bomb(manipulated search results from troll spam.)
Good trends confirms that it isn't!!! You can check out all the data. No bomb at all in the last hour and a there is a bunch of people are searching it right now as a result of these threads!
▼ ESOTERICshade
HOW TO HAVE SEX AT SCHOOL | Ceciley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mLoVdJlp-M
▼ Tom_Spanx
Good comment from the /r/conspiracy thread:
▼ Vindicator
Giving this our "Share!" flair.
▼ Joe10jo
Yeah it was def "how to have sex with your kids" and the next one below it was "...with kids." Had my husband check a few hours later and it was scrubbed.
▼ Vindicator
We ought to get a meme together with side-by-side before and after screenshots showing times, and spread that.
▼ BlueEyedDevil64
WTF
▼ nameof
Interesting, because in validating voter registration using a private database, running a program on that database allows searching the names and addresses of registered voters. During queries where words letters or numbers are unintelligible Asterisk is substitute d as a wild card pulling up everything in between.
▼ Gothamgirl
Same here, unfathomable.
▼ protectthekids
It did the same for me. That is so warped!!
▼ SavedbyJCfromRSA_MK
Unbelievable . typing in "how to have" on Youtube auto-generates** How to have s*x with your kids.
Had to try it myself, great find @Mad_As_Hell and I'm Mad As Hell. Like a BILLION Children a day search YouTube **********
▼ dreamwarrior23
The algorithm I'm guessing puts up top the most profitable search terms. What does that tell you. Either the pedo content creators pay for clicks based on these keywords or pedos are searching so heavily for those terms and view so many videos that their search words rise to the top
▼ mooteensy
That's what I'm thinking too. I guess someone was slacking at yt & didn't fix the algorithm to not include those as top results in countries where it is top searched maybe?
▼ TimeOutofJoint
I got "how to have twins" "how to have a girl" "how to have a boy". I think it's because I'm female. Any other ladies try this search?
▼ YogSoggoth
I got that too, but only after going to the Video search. Try it from just youtube search. I'm a guy.
▼ finska
Yes I got EXACTLY the same results!
▼ TimeOutofJoint
I take my comment back. I got innocent results on google.com but tried the same search on youtube.com. Got the same results as everyone else. Horrible.
▼ finska
After reading your post I then tried google you tube and got how to have sex with your kids...😕
▼ LostandFound
Confirmed..
▼ 3141592653
Confirmed here as well
▼ GenghisSean
That is so disgusting!
▼ kidavenger
I tried it and got: how to have twins, how to have more energy, how to have a boy, how to have a girl, and how to have a lucid dream. (oops, that was Google). My YouTube results: exactly the same as everyone else's :( For once, Google is less evil than YouTube.
▼ ThePuppetShow
Google owns youtube.
▼ NoPatience4UrShit
Totally true, just typed in "how to have" on youtube & the same sick shit came up. Wtf!?
▼ VaginalCanal
Holy fucking shit....... it's real.
▼ atimeandplace
What the fuck, youtube.... I have safe search on and it came up. There is no fucking way my nieces and nephews are using youtube ever again!! (not that I let them anyway, but still)
▼ ESOTERICshade
The search results have a * in s*x which means something is up with it. None of the other words have that. Youtube deserves the heat anyway. Hell they may have done it so they can blaim somebody else to false flag themself. They probably will anyway.
▼ breadcrumbbernard
I bet Google, Youtube, NYTimes, etc are pushing this stuff to try and normalize it as fast as possible as they know shit is about to hit the fan regarding pedophilia.. They've really started to push this stuff hard in the past month or two HARD.
▼ SovereignHavoc
It actually works, now THAT is disturbing.
▼ Cc1914
They must of seen this because I don't get those results
▼ Cc1914
So when kids type in " how to have a good year at school" or something like that .. they are subjected to these suggestions! This is the the end of google once parents worldwide see this !
▼ 3141592653
I hope so
▼ mooteensy
I really hope this was just another attempt to normalize pedophilia because what the actual fuck.
▼ pizzawithgreenchile
OMFG watta dumb algorithm! Reminds me of the time you could type "jews are" or "blacks are" and get all manner of offensive suggestions from google. That's fixed now.
▼ Pwning4Ever
What's wrong with wanting to have clear skin?
▼ Deadlyforce
search results are based off the user
▼ pizzaequalspedo
Totally untrue. On YouTube they’re based on most frequently searched.
▼ See_Millie731
How does that explain the exact same list of suggestions for 5 plus people I asked to type “how to have?” Have screenshots.
▼ rockpapersissors
Did the same for me. Aussie location
▼ darkknight111
Archive, archive, archive.
This is "smoking gun" grade evidence here.
Spicy Ben already knows about it and is helping spread this.
▼ EarthPerson
I live in Canada and got the same thing, what the fuck is going on?
▼ Kregan
Damn that is just fucked ...
▼ ESOTERICshade
Here is a gif of real time searching I made
https://files.catbox.moe/c58n92.gif
▼ bungled
Nice
▼ abcdefg222
Thank you!
▼ Exern
What if your using a smartphone?
▼ commonsenseisded
It doesn't do it on my phone
▼ ESOTERICshade
Good question bro but I don't use smart phones so unfortunately I don't know the answer.
▼ Vindicator
Nice! Tweeted it.
▼ Cc1914
Wow !
▼ GeorgeT
Yup, PG is real!!!! What's the bet Twitter will autoban this just as they did with Brian Podesta + NCMEC??
▼ GeorgeT
Who programmed search algorythm? Ties to Pedo Foundation - sorry, I mean Clinton Foundation?!!
▼ PeppermintPell
Getting the same results in Ireland.
▼ Eggs-Vs-Bacon
So any rando can get that search auto-filled, and when they get in minor trouble and their devices are confiscated, they can say there is evidence of cp?
▼ mooteensy
My thoughts exacty. I purposely didn't search this myself on yt because I also thought it reeeeeeeked. Glad I'm not the only one.
▼ See_Millie731
I think you are on to something with that. That didn’t cross my mind but makes sense.
▼ o0shad0o
mirrored
mirrored article
▼ chryseos-geckota
What the fuck....that's some fucked up shizz...
▼ jeffwingersballs
I didn't believe it until I tried it. how fucked up is that?
▼ ESOTERICshade
screen shot it
▼ HuginnOgMuninn
Everyone send this to all subverses, all friends and relatives with the simple message "forward this to everyone" this will be gone tomorrow, perhaps tonight.
Put it everywhere. Tweet, facebook, make a video.. everywhere.
▼ GeorgeT
Must do it. They will scrub this the way CPP whitewashed all if its pedo art and the way Besta Pizza changed its pedo logo!
▼ 3141592653
But they will leave their sick breadcrumbs , and we will find them
▼ Markzila
Same results here too... wtf?
▼ goship
wtf? where you see that? if you just go normally to youtube website and use the search function it's not there
▼ SoldierofLight
Wow. This info is a Red Pill Dispenser.
▼ lokfort
Im from Spain, Madrid and i had the exact same suggestions after typing "How to have" ...
▼ Vindicator
That is sad for Spain 😕
▼ ovjoe
Just tried this. Can confirm. Same results.
▼ RimeTheBard
Wait, you mean jewtube promotes pedophilia? Holy Talmud, Rabbi! I'm amazed!
▼ VeryOffended
I really hope someone is just pranking us.
▼ Oh_Well_ian
I just redpilled an entire room of relatives.
THANKS GOOGLE !!
▼ VoatisCIA
Same thing happened during Hillary's Heath debacles! Try to google Hillary's Heath or Sick Hillary, and google made other pre made choices come to the top!
▼ abcdefg222
I think this is a big deal because it really could wake up some people. This and elsagate are pretty clear cut evidence that YouTube is exploiting our children. I hope this goes viral.
▼ mooteensy
I THINK IT IS YOU GUYS!!!! yes!!!!
▼ Negro_Nazi
Beta male reddit cuck can't even rape kids without a walkthrough
▼ abcdefg222
I got it too. How the fuck is that possible?
▼ GutterTrash
How else? Funny that as you write a political statement on their search engine they often fill in the blank with something congruent to whatever agenda they are pushing while at the same time these kinds of searches appear easily. It seems deliberate, especially considering the lengths organizations have gone to stifle these new findings.
▼ dozer_
Not the same, I have "How to have curly hair". I live in France, may be the reason.
▼ Damnpasswords
A guide to being a nigger?
▼ dozer_
Probably. Seems to be a "cool" thing here...
▼ everfresh7
That's because mudskins in Paris-stan already bang children, they don't need to watch videos about how to get away with it
▼ srayzie
It did the same thing for me! That's disgusting!
▼ Warmoose76
It didn't do it for me, weird maybe the fixed it now. That would be pretty quick response if true.
▼ srayzie
How weird!
▼ edgelord666
kinda hot tbh
▼ Shizy
Go kill yourself
▼ edgelord666
TFW I rape ur daughter and cuck you toppest of keks lol!
▼ Shizy
Fucking retarded piece of shit! And go kill yourself
▼ 0iamlordeyayaya0
Aauurrgggh! I'm so outraged!
Jk
I'm sure your dad is happy you have fond memories of him buggering you, but it's bad for society because it makes people act like you.
▼ Neinlife
brave, elegant
▼ srayzie
Never mind. I looked thru your comments you sick fuck. Get the fuck out of here. Pervert.
▼ srayzie
What is?
▼ Horizonprinter
Typical edgelord666
▼ Neinlife
he so hooorny we love him long time
▼ zbou
Yea wow it actually is the first suggestion
▼ fusir
You guys know the first two are based on your history right?
▼ zbou
They're not. I've never searched "how to have" ~anything in YouTube and the symbol next to the search for that phrase is the same as all the other suggested searches I've never performed. Nice one-month old account btw.
▼ 3141592653
Not true
▼ Koninator
If you have typed in something similar that may likely be the case. That's why it's good to test it using a freshly installed browser. Even if the people that have tested it in their accounts never searched for content like that the algorithm may just go wild based on other unrelated searches.
▼ mooteensy
Well that's a game changer, if so . I never did the search myself but maybe I will now and let you all know. Because nothing I ever look at would make that be #2 for me.
▼ Jay_Mac
Same for me
▼ Cheesebooger
Oy vey its as if it is (((youtube's))) culture
▼ Primus_Pilus
Ok, I just tried it and got the exact same thing. Is search engine calculation / prediction that derived based on something youtube created or as an aggregate search predictor [statistical aggregation of all youtube searches] ?
▼ GeorgeT
Either way this totally validates PG and exposes it's ramifications that go way beyond CPP, Podestas, Saville and into contemporary public. Let's start from ground up, and then worry about the higher ups! Lets root out the weeds in our own backyard. Pedophilia run amok? Or has it always been with us except we had no internet back then?!! This is some seriously twisted stuff!!!
▼ AssKing
i do my part by criticizing catholics to their faces. how can they still be in that religion?!
▼ qj27
leopards don't change their spots.
▼ Vindicator
Because the Church has been full of sinners since Peter denied Christ and the cock crowed. Catholics aren't about to let pedos drive them from worshiping Jesus.
▼ GenghisSean
My did is and he always will be. He's too old to be redpilled. The simple answer to your question is they're brainwashed.
▼ Oh_Well_ian
actually... no.
GOOGLE wants to fuck your kids.
▼ Peter_the_Dickth
If it was, they could still selectively override it. We know they do that, because it will never auto suggest anything pro Trump.
▼ Mad_As_Hell
Full post here https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7fpo80/wtf_youtube/
▼ Scarlet_Begonias
Appropriate username. Thanks for the link!
▼ think-
Thanks. I liked what one of the Redditors wrote: This shit is so real you can't even bury your head in the sands ever more.
▼ abcdefg222
That would be a great meme. Because it's so freaking true
▼ think-
Agree! :-)