EngelbertHumperdinck

This guy has always been a creepy homo. But anyone who writes children's books should not be making jokes about molesting kids. Make sure any parents you know are aware of this. Also, check out the 'Robot Sauce' guys. They are also highly suspect. They've been mentioned on PG before as well.

jizzswizzler

wait wait wait. its ok to write in a book that you molested someone. just ask Lena Dunham.

or does 'equal rights' mean that those laws only apply to men?

EricVikingurr

Yep, something about that guy makes my skin crawl.

ESOTERICshade

Michael Ian Black in his chicken costume. Seriously...

https://files.catbox.moe/wywgiv.PNG

BIGLY17

Confirmed pedošŸŒŽ

finska

He has anotber childrens book called "Naked" with a cartoon drawing of a naked boy from the waist up on the cover....not surprised....what a pervert.

ponyfriend

MIchael Ian Black posted in 2011 "I don't like watching "iCarly" with my daughter because there is nobody on that show I want to molest. https://twitter.com/ChippedKelly_/status/937818893602746368

Gothamgirl

Sum-of-Nun

((( Michael "Ian Black" [Schwartz] )))

Sidenote:

I want to know more about this- "His parents divorced when he was 3 years old; his mother, Jill, later came out as a lesbian.[4] When he was 12, his father had neurological surgery following a mysterious assault. Days after being released from the hospital, he was re-admitted for an infection and died as a result of an allergic reaction to an administered medication."

http://archive.is/UPIu5

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Ian_Black

millennial_vulcan

Interesting...!

argosciv

Ding Ding Ding!

ponyfriend

holy smokes, I didn't realize what I was going to stumble onto when I searched for "Michael Ian Black" and "Stella"... maybe it was because it was in my college years, but I don't remember any of this setting off alarm bells. I just assumed they were edgy comedians.

stella sketch from 10+ years ago titled "PIZZA" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW21lp833Vo

AJ-Styles

That was terrible.

BIGLY17

Nice find - should be archived

ponyfriend

I haven't paid attention to Michael Ian Black in almost 10 years, so I know very little about his books. I always found it odd that he started writing children's books. He used to be on MTV's "The State" which was a younger edgier sketch comedy show, like Saturday Night Live, but actually cool. He also had a show called "Stella" which was kind of funny in an absurd way, it didn't seem very vulgar or anything. His humor has never been vulgar, he's nothing like, say, Bob Saget.

But yea I mean, either he is joking about it only or he is joking about something that he actually does. I don't know. I recently discovered that he was Jewish, I guess Black is a fairly common Jewish last name.

altident

His real last name is Schwartz, which isn't Jewish at all.

millennial_vulcan

lol...nope, not even...

Factfinder2

And there's this gem from 2011:

"I don't watch iCarly with my daughter because there's nobody on that show I want to molest."

http://archive.is/gRmHK

ESOTERICshade

More chicken: Dictionary of gay slang.

http://andrejkoymasky.com/lou/dic/dic00.html


Panda Bear:

A bear (see) of Asian ethnicity. A panda cub is a younger version, usually hairless.


Remember on James Alef's instagram there was a picture of a little girl they called "hipster baby" holding an orange. One of the comments was "that baby needs a basket."

And there was also a picture of her in a little basket.


Dictionary of gay slang:

BASKET:

  1. Male genitals, as emphasized by tight fitting slacks. Originally the term was applied to the scrotum only but has expanded to include the penis and testicles as revealed through the trousers. A trend to American Colonial or Napoleonic style pants (at the crotch), i.e., no opening at the fly (requiring them to be lowered to urinate), seems to be in the making among the style setters.

SYNONYMS:

accouterments; anatomy; ass-neck (= perineum); auxiliary; baggage; baja sur; basket; basketful of meat; big Jim and the twins; bits; boss and his two helpers; business; cartes; chode (= perineum); crotch; crown jewels; dirties; equipment; family jewels; feet; Forbidden Fruits; garundel (= perineum); gears; gootch (= perineum); grundal (= perineum); jewelry; jewels; loins;

watitdew

Oh ya'll gonna love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW21lp833Vo

PIZZA!

giggelingpanda

Ok...i stopped eating pizza a year ago. Recently I decided to never eat McD again.

Now I have to give up chicken as well.

chewing on my nails

argosciv

hahahahaha, eat some pizza, fuck xD

don't forget the bacon!

giggelingpanda

I was joking.i actually had a chickenpizza today.šŸ˜†

argosciv

haha, m'bad, I'm overdue for sleep

argosciv

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/937848555255066625

OK, so the Sam Seder tweet was originally intended as a jab AGAINST those on the left defending child rapist Roman Polanski.

Given this, MSNBC’s decision to fire him was dumb and free speech advocates shouldn’t have called for Seder’s dismissal.

https://www.thewrap.com/msnbc-will-not-renew-contract-with-contributor-after-roman-polanski-rape-joke/amp/

Sounds awfully familiar, no?

MSNBC's Sam Seder 2009 tweet: "Don't care re Polanksi, but I hope if my daughter is ever raped it is by an older truly talented man...

Are_we__sure

Even in context, it's hard to see a joke there

No it's not.

The joke starts before his comment. The previous tweet is also a joke.

Shizy

The joke is that your mom couldn't scrape enough money together in time for that abortion she wanted. Oopsie!

dozer_

"I don't watch iCarly with my daughter because there's nobody on that show I want to molest."

Is that a joke too ?

Are_we__sure

Clearly. Yes.

Voatwontletmesignin

I only need 8 more points and then I'm coming back to down vote you. How could you think this would be funny! Clearly NOT!

Are_we__sure

Who said I thought it was funny? Not all jokes are funny.

There still a difference between a bad/offensive/corny/unfunny joke and a confession.

finska

Not funny. Just revolting.

ESOTERICshade

Rite Of Sodomy In The Catholic Church, Volume 1


Prominent among these themes, all of which will be examined in depth later in this text, is the utterly demeaning and hateful language connected with the females in general and lesbians in particular. To refer to a black market abortionist as a "rabbit-scraper,ā€ or to label a male homosexual who demonstrates an interest in women as a " pig-suck ā€ is to reveal a pathological anti-woman bias.

https://archive.org/details/rite-of-sodomy-vol-i

https://archive.org/details/rite-of-sodomy-vol-ii

finska

The name of that book is just so sus!

ESOTERICshade

That rings a bell if you are familiar to pizzagate. One of the leaked email talked about sacrificing a chicken to Moloch. On James Alefantis' insta there was also that chickenlover hashtag.


Rite Of Sodomy In The Catholic Church, Volume 1


A second theme reflected in the everyday language and figures of speech of the homosexual collective is its absolute fixation on youth and its extensive lexicon connected to the seduction and molestation of young boys by adult male homosexuals. One example should suffice.

Under the heading chicken , defined by Rodgers as "a young recruit; any boy under the age of consent,ā€ we find:

• chicken freak— elderly man with huge appetite for young roosters. 40

• chicken house— coffeehouse catering to young homosexuals too young for taverns. 41

• chicken plucker— man who enjoys "deflowering" young boys. 42

• chicken pox— urge to have sex with younger men, a mid 60's term. 43

• chicken dinner— sex with a teenager. 44

• butchered chicken — boy who recently lost his anal virginity . 45

• gay chicken — a homosexual teenager. 46

https://archive.org/details/rite-of-sodomy-vol-i

https://archive.org/details/rite-of-sodomy-vol-ii

finska

Wow. Such splendid use of the english language....ugh

argosciv

Fuckin WHAT?! Hahahahaha! Well fucking done!

derram

https://archive.fo/585TQ :

Michael Ian Black on Twitter: "@brideylee We used to molest kids together."

This has been an automated message.

argosciv

someone broke derram... :P

derram

Seems vgy.me is down for maintenance. Seems they've got a site overhaul in the works.

argosciv

haha, well that's relieving I suppose xD

have a good one, I'm outta here for sleep, soon :)