Disney Rehires Director James Gunn As Part Of Company-Wide Push Towards Embracing Pedophilia -The Onion Red pilling a Nation. ( pizzagate )

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Disney Rehires Director James Gunn As Part Of Company-Wide Push Towards Embracing Pedophilia. We’re glad to have him back as we move forward with our plan to inject a pedophilic spirit into everything we create, be it a Marvel film that centers on Baby Groot or an extended release of 1928’s Steamboat Willie in which Mickey Mouse is shown to be transporting bound-and-gagged children in his ship’s cargo hold.” Andrade was quick to add that producers would be keeping a close eye on Gunn to make sure he does not try issuing any more apologies for the intense sexual yearnings he feels toward young children.

https://www.theonion.com/disney-rehires-director-james-gunn-as-part-of-company-w-1833413849

Wise2TheLies

Guardians of the pedophiles.

Aasb

The Jester was allowed to make fun of the king. Comedians are allowed to tell the truth in disguise of jokes. Movies tell more truth than news. But still, no source tells the entire truth. It lies in the mids of all.

carmencita

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You can't make this stuff up. Well, actually I guess they kind of did. But it's great fun to see Disney get their just desserts. Go Onion.

Podge512

From the recent CP rings which were busted to the Country Walk Babysitting Service back in the 80s, Disney has a long and proud history of promoting and nurturing bright, paedophilic talent.

Vindicator

I'm giving this the Share! flair. It's high time we started lampooning these sick pieces of crap.

PizzaMario

I saw this ( https://imgur.com/a/OSSP5yW ) shirt at WallyWorld in the baby/toddler section, only one like it around and no tag. Moved it to the back of the rack but it was bugging me (mostly b/c of block 4). Was back a day later (yeah, always forget something) and that nagging feeling prompted me to pass by to see - and there it was, front of the rack. It wasn't there this week. Signal to someone? Why is one hand behind the back in 'see no evil', is the shushing about to be accompanied by a slap, and why is the rat reaching for the viewer in block 4?

Silencio

Yes its POV of a baby in a crib also

Kahlypso79

The Onion isnt supposed to do real news....

numina18

Disney is now, and has forever been disgusting. Try to think of a Disney movie that doesn't include something from the occult. Can't do it. I mean all the oldies, like Cinderella, Snow White, etc.

Aasb

Occult is the right term. Disney knows its audience better than the audience does themselves. Its a mind control generating machine with deep knowledge of the inner mechanism of the human mind. Implanting ideas, therefore creating new desires for something which didn't come naturally. The entire Marketing & Sales aspect of today. Modern success is defined by your deception skills.

side note: What do you think of this?

jervybingly

Fantasia

drmckoy

Apparently Walt Disney himself was a pedophile. He molested child actor Bobby Driscoll. https://ocweekly.com/new-book-alleges-walt-disney-was-a-gay-pedophile-6465882/

Fuck Guardians of the Galaxy.

YogSoggoth

Not sure if this was scrubbed, but WD used to take his step daughter for trips alone in a cabin in Alaska. Maybe he just liked children of all sexes.

drmckoy

A lot of them are hypersexual, pansexual. Sick F.

carmencita

O my Gosh. TY for posting about Bobby D. That is one of the saddest stories ever. I have had a hard time finding their story again. I think they are getting better at scrubbing now that we have posted about WD and his bad boy habits. He dropped Bobby for Kurt is what I have read. Yes, Kurt R.

Lansing-Michigan

Spot Light on Direct TV is about systemic catholic pedophilia. The movie is several years old but won an oscar......Catholic church teaches masturbation is a venal sin , pedophilia is a mistake. Living in the age of truth.

carmencita

I remember when I was in Catholic grade school and they told us we had to confess to the priest if we even accidentally touched ourselves while bathing. We were all scared to death we would make a mistake. We were Little Children for God's Sake!

eucalyptus_spearmint

Oh wow. That. Is. So. Sick. Instilling kids with a sense of shame before they're old enough to understand!

Baichu

Telling a priest that? How ridiculous to get little kids so fearful. The more I reminisce about Catholic school, the more I wonder about so many things that happened. I think the priest got my brother, but I'll never know.

carmencita

Now that I think of it, maybe they wanted to hear about those things to get their thrills the sickos. I hope your brother was passed by. I think one of my cousins may have been abused, he was an altar boy and he is gay. He is the nicest sweetest person ever. No one would ever know. He has never married and was always very discreet. I have always worried about him and what secrets he holds. Those Filthy Scums.

Baichu

You just described my brother but he never said a thing and neither did the family! We were in a very stifling strict Irish RC family.

carmencita

Not Irish but the strictness and stiffness do apply to my family as well. Openness about these horrors is key. I am so convinced that they keep their gayness to themselves because they are not happy with it either. They surely have to wonder if the severe abuse has caused their sexual preference. So sad.

drmckoy

Wow, I didn't know about Kurt R. There's lots of talented and good looking people in Hollywood. But you don't get jobs or a break unless you're part of the Cabal. They're trying to turn the world into Sodom and Gomorrah.

Very suspect- Academy Awards. Especially if you win >1. Kevin Spacey, Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, etc. Bunch of Satanists and Perverts.

Paul Newman never won one and he was Cool Hand Luke! Another great director: Ridley Scott, who never won one. And he made Gladiator, Thelma & Louise, Alien, etc. It's more of an honor and reflection on your character if you never won one.

OhRutherfordBehave

Actually those movies were made before disney was jewed and were meant to create a story of classic european tales. Also, disney knew about the jews. Was disney really pro-occult?

PizzaMario

TFW parodies strike close to home...