I need a new bum and other paedophile type books ( pizzagate )

submitted by knockoutcheesepizza

Pizzagate

Pizzagate because links to normalisation of pedophilia, especially sexualisation being pushed on children.

So I was walking through a book shop and saw this ‘bestseller’ in the children’s sections.

It’s called “I want a new bum” (For US goats bum=butt, ass etc)

Its a book marketed at ages 2-6! about how a young boy ‘finds a crack in his bum’ and looks for a new one. Ages 2-6 remember. So the whole book is littered with double entendres about bums/asses. See links for some content and photos. I cannot post photos so can someone post a few images of this. There are photos of a young boy obsessed with his ass, images of him getting his ass painted by an old male, stuff flying out of his arse. Basically normalising ass play. To 2 and 6 year olds.

(I believe US version is called “I want a new butt”) There’s also a follow up, again marketed at kids called “I broke my bum / butt”. Obsession with the backdoor.

And it gets worse - Amazon suggested the following titles to purchase - these are allegedly ‘parodies’ and aimed at adults but look at the children and cartoon style involved and why are they linked to a book allegedly for 2-6 year olds?

“Would you like to play with my ass”

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Would-You-Like-Play-Ass/dp/1546423540/

“Would you like to play with my pussy”

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1544802080/

“Would you like to play with my cock”

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Would-You-Like-Play-Cock/dp/154811572X

Here is the nonce who’s the ‘author’ for last 3 titles: https://www.amazon.co.uk/kindle-dbs/author/ref=mw_dp_a_ap?_encoding=UTF8&author=Gary%20Galvin&searchAlias=books&asin=B071VBY86H

And by a DIFFERENT author and even creepier as the kids in the illustrations are toddler “Would you like to play with my balls” https://www.amazon.co.uk/Do-You-Want-Play-Balls/dp/098594871X/

sunshine702

As disgusting as Daddy's Little Slur shirt. Seriously Amazon is satan.

3141592653

Omg I missed that one

knockoutcheesepizza

Can’t seem to Edit. Wasn’t recommended by Amazon was recommended by Google. Have screenshotted. Not sure if I can upload images

allmost_there

This is one of the reviews:

Man when we read this book for bedtime story, we had our kids pull their PJs and underpants down and stick their bumps into our faces to show us that their bums were cracked too. If you are ready to have your kids do the same, then this is the book for you!

If you haven't gathered by the above experience, our kids LOVE this story!!!

3141592653

That does NOT sound normal

allmost_there

Archive link of that review by user "Bee"

http://archive.is/0B7Bg

3141592653

Thx

ORDOTEMPLIINTERNETIS

The hive

knockoutcheesepizza

Yeah sorry. That is Fuckjng disgusting

knockoutcheesepizza

WTF?!? I do see some reviews calling these books out for being paedophilic though thankfully

allmost_there

Absolutely disgusting... Even if it is trying to come off as 'edgy humor'.

Actually, now Im reminded of all the equally disgusting comments made on the Alefantis/Comet instagram images. These sickos also hide their sickness behind the 'edgy humor' facade.

If youre over the age of 16 and making jokes like that, then your head is in a very dark place.

Vindicator

And it gets worse - Amazon suggested the following titles to purchase - these are allegedly ‘parodies’ and aimed at adults but look at the children and cartoon style involved and why are they linked to a book allegedly for 2-6 year olds?

If we can prove this, @knockoutcheesepizza , I'll give it the "Share!" flair. At the moment, though, this is an unsourced claim. We need a screencap of the recommendation. When I went to your first link, those books were not what it recommended to me. If we can't document it, you'll need to remove that claim for me to be able to leave this submission up under Rule 2. I'll give you the 24 Hour Grace flair, so you can edit. :-)

knockoutcheesepizza

I get it. I wished I’d screengrabbed it - no way this is by chance. I will Try again and screen grab. Am I able to upload image files or shall I put them on an image hosting site?

Vindicator

You have to load them to an image host first, then paste the url here. Voat doesn't host any images itself.

knockoutcheesepizza

Thanks for that 👍🏼

Vindicator

I'm going to have to take this down, now, Knockout, since we didn't get a screencap uploaded or the post edited to remove that claim. Please do repost it with the screencap, as this is really disturbing they are recommending this stuff.

volunteerwork2020

Those are parody books, but they still shouldn't exist.

knockoutcheesepizza

Not the kids ones. And parody shouldn’t insinuate paedophilia

yutsal

I caught myself thinking the same thing, but at first I was guilty for thinking any book "shouldn't exist." Aren't the leftists the ones who want to silence everyone?

Then I snapped out of it. There are things you don't even joke about. How has the degeneracy accelerated to this level, even as a "parody?" The humor of a people sunk below shame is a very cheap humor.

carmencita

OMG This is beyond scary. Just what a pedo needs. A book to make all his nasty deeds into cartoon form. Like it’s all just duck ok and normal. NOT. Amazon is happy to rush this to a sick in just 17 hrs. for his next story time with a Child. Frightening. They are ALL sick.