When Hanks touched down a couple weeks ago, he became an unlikely tabloid subject, unusual for a man named “the nicest” 40 years in a row by newlyweds doing engagement photos in Central Park. The Mail said Hanks and Wilson is thought to have quarantined at their own chi-chi resort rather than in one of the hotels approved for those arriving in the country (some have complained about the food and air quality in the hotels, according to local reports). But it’s all part of a plan to get filming back up and running so those jobs can continue, Premier of Queensland Annastacia Palaszczuk told parliament when it asked her about special treatment. She confirmed Hanks is in compliance, saying, “Under that plan they have to stay in the place for two weeks just like everybody else, and they will have random checks, as my understanding, by the police.”

Hopefully there won't be a Disney by then.

I used to call my Uncle(younger than me} fuck boy. That was a great laugh. If we only knew. I still love him, even though we have not communicated since childhood. I would have called him rent boy, if I had the term. We were just insulting each other.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Humiliarion ritual?

Puppets everywhere. There is, over on the Prince Andrew thread below this one, a link to:

Duke of York is Accused of Using Latex Puppet of Himself to Grope the Women

From the Urban Dictionary: "Gepedophile: A person that gets sexually turned on by child puppets. A person that makes child puppets. Did you see Johnny staring at those marionette's? What a gepedophile!"

Geppetto

Gender: Male

Pronunciation: je-PET-o

Origin: Italian

Variant of: Giuseppe

Meaning: God will add

Ranking in the US top 1000: Not ranked

This name is featured in:Disney-Inspired Baby Names for Boys

Momma always says life is like a pizzeria; you get excited about it until you realize it’s full of pedos

Apropos?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gepedophile

Hanx's been preparing for this role for decades... Honk honk.

"Geppetto" as slang for pedophile came long after the classic story of Pinnoccio. You can't really change the names of the characters after all these centuries.

Ge’Pedo